she was so not down for the gang bang
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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