I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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