I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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