similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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