the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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