I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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