Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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