That's intense
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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