nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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