She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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