Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
All the doctor said was why
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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