I wish i was in the wii world.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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