none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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