Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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