Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We named our party play list daddy issues
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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