I'm laying in your front yard are you home
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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