Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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