Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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