i can't believe i had my finger in that
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
that is very illegal...i love you.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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