i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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