.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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