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i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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