just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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