when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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