How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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