Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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