i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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