Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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