Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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