note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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