I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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