You're so nebulous sometimes
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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