remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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