Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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