We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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