I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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