New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
What a dumb baby whore.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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