Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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