the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
