I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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