Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
how does that bad decision feel?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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