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• (347): View more from New York

  Moan for me like Helen Keller

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  He made me a period mix..should I back out now?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.

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• (831): View more from California

  just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.

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  You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.

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