You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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