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• (914): View more from New York

  Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video

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• (408): View more from California

  No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you

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  Really.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.

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• (716): View more from New York

  banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.

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