My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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