That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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