just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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