i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
In other news, I just burned my penis
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
