I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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