Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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