NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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