We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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