It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
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