so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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