woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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