Whoa Z and x make the same sound
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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